Zombie statistics are demonstrably false facts that enter into our social consciousness – eat our brains – and won’t die. About two years ago a misleading report was released stating the average person now has an attention span shorter than that of a goldfish; 8 seconds. Recently; BBC’s More or Less spoke to experts to put down this zombie statistic once again.
Possibly the ‘patient zero’ article that began the infection:
Jimmy was infected early and passed it on to millions:
Today, the infection is going strong:
A bullet to the head for this Zombie:
Hopefully, this is one Zombie FISH STICK we don’t eat whole.