Zombie GoldFISH statiSTICKS

Zombie statistics are demonstrably false facts that enter into our social consciousness – eat our brains – and won’t die. About two years ago a misleading report was released stating the average person now has an attention span shorter than that of a goldfish; 8 seconds. Recently; BBC’s More or Less spoke to experts to put down this zombie statistic once again.


Zombie statistics:




Possibly the ‘patient zero’ article that began the infection:




Jimmy was infected early and passed it on to millions:

Today, the infection is going strong:

A bullet to the head for this Zombie:


Hopefully, this is one Zombie FISH STICK we don’t eat whole.



Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s